my first dog bite

a week ago today i was bitten by a dog for the first time. i have no idea what kind. he looks kind of like a fox... here's the kicker: i'm house/dog/cat sitting for these people for THREE MONTHS!!! hahahahaha. shweet. but they were telling me that they rescued him and that he was abused by an adult because around stranger kids he's fine.

here's the first day of it...

and today... looks grosser but the cut is better!

hahahahah the cut looks like a stick figure person.

it doesn't hurt too much anymore. i went to the doctor finally today and he said nothing. well really he said what i thought he was gonna say and what i've thought this whole time. see? i'm ready to be a doctor. hahahahaah

so many things have been happening...

when you're sick you do weird things..

so i HATE being sick but i got sent home again from work today and i slept an additional FIVE hours which was actually glorious b/c i was so freaking tired.

so anyway the reason why i said you do "weird things" when you're sick is because after i got up today from my long and much needed nap, i did some hw and looked at pinkisthenewblog.com and perezhilton.com... why? i have no idea. i needed mindless filth to look at b/c my brain hurt so much but i found this! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH...... DRANK. "slow your roll" ... 
"The drink's publicist called it

what is the world coming to?

i just came home from work and school... and my sister just told me about the atrocity that was found out in Austria in the last couple of weeks.

*warning... creepy pedophile-ness ahead*

Authorities in Austria just found out that a man kidnapped his own daughter FOR 24 YEARS and fathered her SEVEN CHILDREN. yes that's right. TWENTY FOUR years ago he sexually abused her, drugged her and raped her and put her in the cellar that the authorities now are finding plans for that were made in 1978... 1978!!!! can you say ridiculous? she, Elisabeth, was 18 when kidnapped and is now 42. HE, Josef Fritzl, convinced his wife that she ran away and joined a cult. he brought three of the children upstairs saying that Elisabeth had left them on their doorstep. So, here is Elisabeth, 42, living in her father's cellar as a prisoner, with her three children (there was a pair of twins but one died as an infant and the father took him/her to an incinerator) and now her oldest fell ill. so ill in fact that she was dying and was taken to the hospital by deranged Fritzl (acting as a doting GRANDfather). police. finally in April he releases the other three saying that she's "chosen to return home" ... and he later confesses to his crimes (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7370208.stm)

AND THEN i saw this article about this woman in Germany whose grown children were looking for frozen pizza and instead found THREE frozen infants in her freezer... (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080505/ap_on_re_eu/germany_dead_infants;_ylt=AgJCwZLEaFKclZ7J5eMhqeG9F4l4)

seriously. what is this world coming to? i say everybody just needs God.

random... pregnant man?

so i'm sure by now you have all heard about the pregnant "man" ... no? let me fill you in.

This "guy" is now pregnant. How? "He" used to be a woman; actually was a model/actress in Hawai'i. interesting. Anywho. She never felt quite right and always felt more masculine and after her mother died when she was young moved out of her father's house (who was very unsupportive) and started going to this gym where she met this body builder turned personal trainer and they became a lesbian couple. BUT she had already started taking testosterone and basically after a number of surgeries she became a he EXCEPT ... the fact that they did not remove the female reproductive organs.

caught up? good. so i read the article that was in People today and i know that's not a very credible source but... DOOD. some of the things that people say are just downright cruel. "his" own brother said that the child is going to be a monster.

yeah i mean i think this is crazy and she (the baby, they know it's a girl) is going to have of the, if the absolutely THE, rudest awakening in the world when her parents tell her what happened but ... if you ask me. the "guy" is still a woman, technically. so it's not that big of a deal. yeah "he" identifies as being a man and all of "his" legal documents say male but PHYSIOLOGICALLY "his" sex is still female. "he" stopped taking testosterone too a year before the insemination so... i duno.

what do you think?

oh btw. i'm going to have one of the best weekends EVER. going to see JASON, BUSHWALLA and MAKEPEACE BROTHERS tomorrow at the CATALYST (HAAAAAYYYY) in santa cruuuuuuz! then saturday i'm going up to redwood city to go rollerskating for my sister's 30th bday. that's right 30. and sunday. well sunday is always good C: